friends

A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn, we F*$ked up."


-- Quote from Billie M.

MEMEME

I am the author of my own life, unfortunately I am writing in pen.

Breathe

When something brings you to frustration, take a step back, focus your attention elsewhere and change your mindset.

What Is That?

What a great weekend! I had some friends come into town to hang out just like the good ole days. We ate, laughed and had a great time. Among all the great things that we have done, the one that provides an interesting story began when we finished walking through Petland (Which was not my idea in the first place). Petland which is owned by the Hunte Corporation, has been known for inbreeding its animals and is the reason I would never support them. We walked though and played with the puppies then decided to go grab something to eat, as we were eating, we were talking about the puppies that we were playing with, when someone overheard us talking and stepped in to tell us a story. This older couple proceeded to tell us about there personal experience with a hermaphrodite puppy from Petland! They took there little "male" pup in to get neutered and found out that it was packing junk from both sexes. Apparently Petland in Springfield has had several cases such as this already and has sold dual gender creatures to the public. It would make since t0 create a position at Petland where someone checks the animals body parts! Dont support Petland, please just go to the Humane Society and rescue a pet rather than giving your money to a puppy mill.

im lovin it

This is by far the best 4 day weekend ever. There is nothing like spending time with friends, having a good paying job, and no homework. It truely makes me appreciate those days before I started back to school when all I had to worry about was work and what I wanted to do. I hope yours is as relaxing and soothing as mine.

-Kor

my poetry

an eye for an eye,
a tear for a tear,
if I could have one thing,
Id wish you were here,
to give me a hug,
and maybe a kiss,
just to show me that I would be missed,
we may never talk
and/or ever speak
but between you and me
we know what we think
that I love her
and she loves me
but that we are both to stubborn to see
that the love the glows
between us both
will never fade
and will always show

Pulitzer Prize

A college was told that they had to write a short story in as few of words as possible.the instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things.

1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the class.

"Good God, I'm preganant; I wonder who did it."


( forwarded from a friend that actually used this in a class)

hmm

Tonight is first Friday art walk. I think I will venture downtown and check out the nightlife. Its been a long time since I have gone to see the local art.... fair thee well

brain food

I enjoy pondering over things that could be considered brain food. The idea that I was rolling around today was as follows: assuming sometime a few nights ago you cooked a meal and used all your knifes in the preparation of your food, and you have yet you wash anything seeing as how you just threw it all in the dish washer. If you finally made the decision that life was just to much to bare, and that you were going to end your life by slitting your wrists, would you disinfect or even wash the knife before you imparted on your culinary skills? I find this an interesting question to ask friends.

(No worries, this is just an idea to ponder regarding the psyche of people... Im a happy libran)

advertising brilliance

Have you wondered when it is going to be socially acceptable to start advertising every day items on condom Wrappers? Obviously things such as T.V. commercials have gotten more riskay, along with movies, the radio and so on. I wonder when it will step up to the next level of advertising. Imagine reaching over to grab a condom one night in preparation for the heat of passion and it saying Nike; "Just Do It", or having the pringles guy on there saying; "once you pop, you cant stop". Chevy; Like a Rock. the possibilities are endless. One that I have most recently thought about was Double Stuffed Oreos. I can roll that one around in my head for quite some time contemplating the ability it has. As fasinating as the topic is I must donate some credit to my roomate Kyle, as he inticiated this thought of mine when we were talking about marketing ideas one night.